Travolta Is Not Gay

Now there have been rumors swirling and groping allegations about my man, John Travolta, claiming the legendary actor is gay. Are you kidding me? Did you see the way he danced in Saturday Night Fever? Did you see his musical theater abilities in Grease? Hello? I mean look at the way he had so many girls as friends. Are you going to tell me that's the tendency of a gay man? Listen, I ask you to look at him in this picture from the musical Hairspray and honestly tell me that's a gay man. Go ahead. I dare you to try. Are you looking? I am. Oh, actually, wait a second....